War's a Bummer

It's been a while sence I've posted, and a apologize. I've been busy, and admittedly a little lazey. If you've been keeping up on current events it should be no suprise that we're still at war in Afganistan and it seems to be going no where. Service members are returning home to turmoil, things change a lot in a year. Spouses left at home become more independant and may seem to have a new personality. This alone can be tough enough, but kids also become more indepndant, and small children may not reconize you. What I would like to do here is encourage all service members to stay strong while abroad and when they return home. Things may be a little rough at first, but the storm will calm. Now I leave you with a quote from sripture, "A wise man shall hear and increase learning, and a man of understanding shall untain unto wise councel." Proverbs 1:5

Super Bowl How To For Women

The Super Bowl is coming up. It’s just around the bend. It’s that wonderful time when men get to be men and the wives just have to put up with it. Some wives even enjoy this day, because they get to show off cooking skills and new kitchen ware to all of there husbands “little friends”. Now ladies please don’t try to over due your self in attempt to get noticed. It won’t work. In fact as long as your husband and his friends have plenty of chips and beer you could go out on a night with your friends, be back by midnight and your husband won’t know you ever left. He and his friends will be to busy trying to out drink each other and watch football to realize you even exist. On the other hand if you want to feel appreciated by the man of the house here are a few tips. First off only provide enough beer for about the first half, keeping the extra beer in safe and secret location. I recommend making friends with some who lives near by that does not drink. This way you know the beer will be right there when you need it. Then notice the beer supply getting low (make this obvious). Then just before halftime volunteer to make a beer run. You will want to make a big deal about wanting to watch the halftime show, so that when you miss it your husband will feel guilty about having let you do so. When you return complain about the drive, the line at the liquor store, and the cruddy service you gat there. You may also want to make mention the price of the beer (this will require research). Your husband completely oblivious to your planning every detail will in an attempt to ease his guilt apologize, thank you, and even offer to do something for you. You may be asking “how does all this work?” It’s elementary; there are two things men want, beer and sex. If the wife isn’t happy we get neither. And as always in closing I leave you with a little wisdom “Every one needs something to believe in: I believe I’ll have another beer.” -Homer Simpson-

PETA stoops to all time low

If you keep up with any news, you’ve no doubt heard about PETA’s latest campaign and all time low. They’re trying to convince good people like you to stop eating fish. How are they doing this you may ask? They’re calling them “sea kittens”. This upset’s me greatly. Who do these people think they are? What gives them the right? Ok, so those weren’t very good questions sense they A. they don’t think and B. The first amendment gives them the right. Here’s a little wisdom for you. Just because it’s legal doesn’t make it smart. I truly think they’ve gone too far. Only vegans would support something like this. And who wants to be a vegan, they don’t even look that healthy. When they told us to quit eating baby seals, I accepted it. I’ve even accepted not being able to eat baby deer, but I’m still eaten’ there daddies. I refuse to let PETA take the meat I love. I say not only should we continue to eat fish, let’s eat sushi, it’s raw. This concludes my entry for today. And as always I leave you with a little wisdom. “I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.” –A. Whitney Brown.

I’m a little late posting this entry because there just has not been much going on lately, and not just in my life but in the world. Sure there’s the Gaza strip thing with Israel (GO ISRAEL!), but that just isn’t very interesting to me. I mean people have been killing each other over religion for hundreds of years, it’s nothing new. The Media wants us to think it’s new, but it’s as old as yesterday’s newspaper. I want something new and exciting. I want to feel like an Amish guy at Best Buy for the first time. Now that would be an exciting news story, follow an Amish guy as he goes to Best Buy for the first time in his life. While we’re at it let’s get a sports commentator like say John Madden to give a colorful commentary on the whole event. All we need to do now is find the story with in a story. Maybe our hero was kidnapped by the Amish and forced to live there way, and he has finally gotten out. Now that’s what I call a touching news story. I wonder if I can sell this to CNN, or even better MSNBC, or Fox News. Hey I’d tune in to see something like this. As you know I like to end with a quote. I thought it’d be fun to leave with a quote about beans. I found the great minds of our world have been rather silent on the topic. I did find something of interest. During the opening sequence to my favorite cartoon The Simpsons, Bart would have to write something different on the chalkboard every episode. In one such episode he was made to write “Beans are neither fruit nor musical.”

Hello, if you’ve read the last post, which was the first in this series, you’ll know that I spoke briefly on opinions. If you’re of the pursiasion that your opinion is in fact unbiased, then you your self are biased. Give considerable thought this, your opinion is yours, there for you will think favorably of it, or at least you should. If you do not think well of your opinion, you need to seek professional help as this is not consistant with psychological wellbeing and should therefore be brought the attention of a mental health professional. If you in fact do think highly of your opinion you’re off to a good start, and your biased. Don’t be afraid to be biased, it means that you think for your self. If you prefer not to think for your self, then do two things, first, never ever register to vote, and watch CNN they would love to think for you. Opinions are great, they are what keeps things intersesting, and besides if we all thought like CNN, John Kerry or even worse Hilary Clinton would have a shot at the White House. I get nauseous at thought. As preveiously mentioned opinions are a beautiful thing, especially mine. In conclusion if you have an opinion injoy it, and share it so I can argue with you. And as always I leave you with a quote “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to have fun.” –Benjamin Franklin-

iEDITORIAL

Hello, and welcome to iEDITORIAL. This blog has been created to act as an outlet for myself. In this blog I give my opinions on the great many things happening around the world and right here at home. This is by no means a source for news or current events, it is my opinion on the world at large. Please don't get me confused with the media, I am not trying to inform you, but rather to put my opinion out so that you can get another prospective on things, after all Larry King's view is just one of a great many. Don't close your mind to all but one view, embrace and argue with them all, or agree with them, or whatever floats your boat. This blog is entirely dedicated to my honest and biased opinion. You may be thinking to your self "why would I want to read someone else's biased opinion?". I'll tell you why, because your opinion is just as biased. Every opinion is biased, that's what makes it an opinion. I challenge you show me an unbiased opinion. You can't because they don't exist. If it's unbiased it's not an opinion, it's a fact. And now the time has come to conclude this opinionated and biased blog, so I leave with a final thought from Abrahan Lincoln "In the end It's not the years in your life that count it's the life in your years."